My biology Exam

Sitting in the exam room, everyone sits writing. Its almost as if they all had lessons without me there. What on earth could they possibly be filling in besides pictures? I have no idea. I have no idea what they couldve possibly filled in. 

The only good thing in this exam room is my nails. They are painted a perfect dark purple. Not took dark were it looks black, but a simple dark shade of that colour purple we know and love. Similar to my brain, my fingers nails are not gonna help me pass this biology exam. Its time to be realistic and weigh the options. 

 A) that fake seizure I've always thought about but were too scared to actually try...
I mean, I've always thought about it. But I guess I was too scared to do it. But let's be realistic itd be kinda fun! Rolling around on the floor shaking? That's a lot more fun then this exam. 

 B) the burst into tears- convincing lie of scarring event that convientley took place right before this exam 

C) the asthma atack
So? I've never had any signs or asthma prior to this exam. But u know what they say! Its never too late! Yes that line doesn't usually refer to self brought asthma to get out of there eleventh grade bio exam, but ya gotta take the chance! Try somthing new...but desperate times call for desperate measures. And let's just say right now. I'm pretty fucking desperate. 

 D) actually try and fill stuff in on this exam... So easy to say so impossible to really do. Now I'm jsut convincing myself I can do the impossible. Need me even say this idea is completely unrealistic 

 Let me give you an actual question from my actual impossible actual exam... Actually no. I'm not gonna put u thru this emotinal distress and myslef by even reading it. 

FML. Moral of the story? Come save me!

Welcome to my life...

I do not own this picture.

Preview: Justin Bieber Nail Polish

I don’t care what anybody else thinks, or what you interpret from this article but et me just say, I DON'T HATE HIM! Now I'm not saying I listen to his music every day, and have "bieber fever" but what I am saying is everybody is entitled to like there music... although the one thing that does bother me about this, is that this is a complete sell out. I mean come on! He's a sixteen, seventeen year old boy, he doesn't wear nail polish! Nicole by OPI is just selling this because they know for a fact they can make money off him. I mean, come on! 

Preview: Serena Williams and the Grand Slam Collection

OPI brings us a sneak peek at the Serena Williams Grand Slam Collection. The colour is a metallic green, almost a tennis ball green. Also it will be paired with OPI's first crackle nail polish, Black Shatter. I love how they changed the top for this! The first of four will be released in January to coincide with the Australian Open. Each colour will represent different tennis tournaments, such as Australian Open, French Open, U.S Open, and Wimbledon!!

Preview: Essie Winter Collection

Social Networking

Social networking is really popular right now and incredibly revolutionary... It changes the entire way we socialize, at the click of a button! Seriously! Haha, It's really cool to think websites like facebook, twitter, myspace, all came in my lifetime! But I came upon a site thats different then twitter, different from facebook and everything else. Instead of an overall social networking website, it's social networking with a very specific topic. Social networking that revolves around one thing. And this one thing just happens to be something I enjoy very much...

This website is called Steepster. And it's specifically and only for tea lovers! Here, you write are connected to an online tea journal. You can share a log of teas you drink, include ratings, tasting notes and preparations of details like steep times and temperatures. It's also easy to find teas to try by showing you what your friends are drinking. And by friends, we mean people you follow on and who follow you on Steepster. You have discussions, which talk about ideas, tea-tips, preparation ideas, promotions, and interesting ideas. It's a fun place to talk about tea! Simple and easy to use, I recommend you trying out Steepster!

Zoya Wonderful Collection!

Zoya Shawn

There’s a Kelly in this collection and I think its good that they didn’t name this green Kelly. I mean that’s just so typical! Anyways on to the colour, this is two coats of a dark camo green! I didn’t really think I liked greens until Jade is the New Black came out and I saw the Chanel Khaki collection. If your looking for a trendy green but can’t afford Chanel’s pricey nail polish this is a must. It’s just such a cool, flattering green. I wouldn’t normally gravitate towards this unique shade but this colour is really something else!

Zoya Cola

Cola is named perfectly. It’s brown. A dark brown, like a milk chocolate covered brown. This is actually a pretty colour! Haha, okay I sound a little surprised but I wouldn’t normally paint my nails brown. It just never really crossed my mind. When I think painting my nails I think reds, blues, pinks, purples, crazy colours but this brown is seriously making me reconsider all of this! I love this so much I wore this as a manicure for three days. And for me, that’s a pretty big deal! 

Zoya Stacy 

Stacy is a raspberry very dark cream. One thing I like about this is in the dark it doesn’t look black! Although it is very dark. I’ve definitely seen this colour before but hey, its nice! 

Zoya Kelly

Kelly is a dark charcoal gray. It is a LOT darker then it looks in the bottle but it’s a really nice colour! I don’t own a lot of dark grays! but gray is really a nice colour for nail polish! It’s different. I likeeey! Another bonus? A one coater 

Zoya Kristi

Kristi is a bright red. And I mean, bright, bright red! After one coat there was V.N.L (visible nail lines) so I applied another one, so the red would maybe resemble something other besides a clowns nose, and the colour was a little darker. If your looking for a funky bright red, this is it! 

Zoya Burke

Wow… this is a really ugly swatch… haha, I apologize! Well, Burke is a really typical colour I’ve seen a lot this season with OPI and now Zoya. It’s an interesting red with a touch of pink. It’s flattering. And needed 2 oats to avoid no visible nail lines.